My mum stayed at the hospital last week and she shared a room with two fellas, both of whom had one broken leg each. One really needed to go for a piss so the other (also with a broken leg) offered to help (??). She said the way both of them went tit over arse was majestic and the doctor turned on his heel and walk straight out when he saw what had unfolded.
Unfortunately, both had broken their other, healthy leg.